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Your best Jokes

Unread postby BullLegend » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:12 pm

I thought I'd make this topic to see INC's humor side :lol: . Just give us a funny enough joke and if we get many of them from now to the 21st (end of my trial) we'll have a mini vote of the top 3 :)

I'd ask to keep it clean as in no racist or sexist jokes please, hahaha and no cheesey ones either! :-D

I guess I'll start it off and give you all something to compete with :D

"I badly missed my toilet yesterday..

..so I'm staying home with it today" :D

Have fun guys,
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby MrYellow » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:20 pm

What's wrong with cheesy jokes? :/
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby CoSK » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:27 pm

This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Asnivor » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:47 pm

I went to the doctor the other day and said, "Doctor, ive broken my arm in 3 places".

He said, "Well dont go there again".


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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Xen » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:12 am

What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
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Moatzeralla


What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
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Mascarpone


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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby BullLegend » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:27 pm

Lol Asnivor I like that one (;
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Chuckie » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:04 am

I'm a high jump coach. Get over it...
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Nisk » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:58 pm

CoSK wrote:This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.

&
Xen wrote:What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Spoiler: show
Moatzeralla


What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
Spoiler: show
Mascarpone


Am I doing it right? :P


Love it.

I went to see the doctor about my test results the other day. The Doc asked me did I want to good news or the bad news first.
As an optimistic kind of guy, I said I wanted to hear the good news first, so he told me: "You're going to have a disease named after you."
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Bane » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:28 am

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An Investigator



You know what's fun about being sober?

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Nothing




A man walks into a bar and says ouch!
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Giggity » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:46 pm

My dad's got a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles, which sounds so much better than alcoholic

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is a bit like rock climbing - you should never look down

I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer! :domo:
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby BullLegend » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:30 pm

Hahaha Giggity you sick sick man.. :lol:
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Boff » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:25 am

Whats blue and smells like red paint?




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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Asnivor » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:06 am

Man walks into an Indian takeaway:

MAN: Hello, I'd like a garlic naan, onion baji, pilau rice and a chicken tarka please
ASSISTANT: Chicken tarka? don't you mean chicken tikka?
MAN: No, chicken tarka please.
MAN: It's like a chicken tikka, but a little otter....
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Ordog » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:38 pm

Here's a joke...

Guy posts a topic about jokes in the "CSS Chat & News" section of the forum... Boom tish!

haha im not being serious but it is in the wrong section lol :D
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Re: Your best Jokes

Unread postby Nisk » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:03 pm

Ordog wrote:Here's a joke...

Guy posts a topic about jokes in the "CSS Chat & News" section of the forum... Boom tish!

haha im not being serious but it is in the wrong section lol :D


I'd also be stunned if there wasn't a similar topic already, in fact I'm pretty sure there is. I just couldn't be bothered putting on my grave-digging gear long enough to search for it.
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